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Wednesday 18 January 2012

Funny Shairy


Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’
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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
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Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz..
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Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai :)
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Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Warna
Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay
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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam :-)
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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Abhi Aap Chotey Ho Is Liye..
“Some Text Missing”..:-D
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Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,
Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi :P
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Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)
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Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.
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Ek Ladki thee Diwani see,
Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thee,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thee,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se,
bas yehi poochha karti thi kay,
Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???
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Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai
Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai
Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai
carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar arha hai
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Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain,
tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain.
Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain,
Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain.
humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain.
Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli,
Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli.
Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga,
juma k din clinic band rahy ga. ;)
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Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazbat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he
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Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain
Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain
Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain
Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi
Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki
Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde
Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye
Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain
Puraney chor kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain
Takaluf mein agar poochein ge ke khayen ge kya
To kahen ge chaye theher ke, pehle ho jaye thanda
Abhi hum diet per hain, Diet bottle hi mangayiye ga
Taayi cake ke siwa kuch bhi na laayiye ga
Zara sa choclate cake le aayiye ga mere jogi
Ciggerete bhi agar milein tou aik dabbi bohat hogi
Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa aur paan haazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain
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Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho dost….
khuwab main bhi milte ho to kaddu jesa mun bana lete ho:
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Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein FARAZ.
Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…
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Yu bahana banana nahin acha
Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha
Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab
Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…
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Na bijli na cng na safe kisi ki jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Jhootay sachey case bana ke ik doojay ko rolain
Jahan pe common fayda inke wahan ikathey ho lein
Jail training leke niklein bane seyasatdaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Khambey sath khalotey rehnde Jo wehle mustandey
Banda in ko lamyaan pa ke changa phandey
Janjjj kisi ki dhol kisi ka aewain e nachhi jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Har ik match pe satta laga ke har bar hardey
Har ik road pe shokhay one-whieling pe karde
Agli nassal ke hath mein hai sheesha cigerrete paan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Aap broiler ban gaye hum kha kha chicken machini
Sunyaarey bhi sona chad ke bechne lag gaye cheeni
Paanch rupay ke sikkay jitna paanch rupay ka naan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Jese tota mena ranjha mangey apni choori
Wese her ik file ke andar note zarooori
Warna chakar lagatey ho jayen halkaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Chatting message msn ke peechey kese bhaagey
Package karwa ke saari ratain jaagey
Hatam howey in ke parrhan parhaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Ghar araam se bethey hon ge road pe sab ko jaldi
Sabar ka phal jo meetha, nahin hai iski demand
Chahey hon in ke chaalaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Aadat parri dikhawy ki, woh jaan na is se chootey
Masnoooyi se ho gaye sarey sab rishtey tootay
Buray lage sab rishte, zeher lagen mehmaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
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Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar
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Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz
Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai :p
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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega?
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duniya mein apni aik se dilrubaayie hai ji
kya btaaon bhia wo meri humsaayie hai ji
hum isay apni khush kisimti samjhte hein
jo hum ne us ki sachi mohabat paayie hai ji
aisi khatrnaak aurat se mohabat kar ke
hum ne apni zindgi daao peh lagaayie hai ji
aaj gali ke logoon seh mujeh pata chla hai
ke wo kafir haseena badi harjaayie hai ji
jo kabi murghi palak kilaati thi badeh pyar se
woi aaj asghar se hui praayie hai ji
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daal mein jo kala hai ji
wo garam masala hai ji
aik pal ki humein khabr nahein
maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji
usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai
jo minister ka sala hai ji
hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji
ab Allaha he uhs ka rakhwala hai ji
hum unn ka kya churaate thay
jo humein dil se nikala hai ji
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Teri yaad her pal satati thi,
Wah Wah
Teri yaad her pal satati thi,
Aik billi moti tazi thi jo mazay se ding dong khati thi….
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Ami kehti hain, jo kehta hai wohi hota hai …..
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All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
All izz wel….!!
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dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.
har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.
Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.
to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.

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Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.
Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.
Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.
Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.

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KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
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Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K
Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko
Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi
Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe The
Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya He
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jwaab Aaya Hai

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Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi
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Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi
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Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai
Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai
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Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya JaneShehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan

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Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan
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Kon Kehta Hai Mout Aye Gii To Tum Mar Jaoo Gey
Tum To Bander Ho? Darkth Per Charh Jaoo Gey
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Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein
Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.
Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.
Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.
Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
Saara Kaam Khatam Karkay
Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.
Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo
Daddy Internet Laga Dein

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Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se ?Luv U? Kehte Hain Kissi Se ?Hug U? Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Kerte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerte Hain
Bohat Pur-Josh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Kerte Hain
Mager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Huns Ke Taala Kerte Hain
Deen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay Hain
Nahin Ager Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi Futoor
Tow Larkion Ke Face Mein Kia Talaash Kerte Hain???
Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon Inn Pe Likh Ker
Chalein Chorein Aaj Hum Inn Ko Maaf Kerte Hain?..

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Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyuki Tumare Ghar Ki Ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage
Aap Itrate Bahut Ho
Dil Ko Behlate Bahut Ho
Sochte Hai Aap Ko DINNER Par Le Jaye
Par Kya Kare ZALIM Tum Khate Bahut Ho
Hum Bhi Dost Tere Lie TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Gaur Farmaaiga..
Hum Bhi Dost Tere Lie TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Ek Cup Shubah.. Or Ek Cup Shaam Ko Pilaenge
Mere Marne Ke Baad Mere Doston,
Yu Aansoo Na Bahana,
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye To,
Sidhe Upar Chale Aana!!
Kitna Pyaar Karte Hain Tumse
Kaash Tumko Bhi Yeh Ehsaas Ho Jaye
Magar Aisa Na Ho Ke
Woh Hosh Mein Tab Aaaye
Jab Hum Gehri Neend Mein So Jaaye
Amiri Ke Khwab Dekhne Laga
Angreji Sharab Chakhane Laga
Baap Ne Kabhi Pager Nahi Dekha
Aur Beta Mobile Rakhne Laga!!!
Hathi Nay Kaha Ja Kar Hathni Ki Kabar Per
Sadqay Jaoon Tumhari Patli Kamar Per
Tum Bhi Becahara,Hum Bhi Becahara
Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara
Lahore Ki Larkiyan Dholki Bajati Hain
Multan Ki Larkiyan Halwa Banati Hain
Faisla Bad Ki Larkiyan Kachorian Banati Hain
Karachi Ki Larkiyan Pagal Banati Hain

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Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Udher Tamaam Lafangey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Main Unn Ka Maal Gaban Ker Ke Jab Say Bhaitha Hoon
Yateem Khaaney Ke Bachey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Mila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Say Mujhey
Tumharey Shehar Ke Bhudey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Main Jinn Ke Waastey Jootey Chura Le Jail Gaya
Woh Ley Ke Haath Mein Jootey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Diya Hai Naam Kafan Chor Jab Say Tum Ne Mujhey
Puraani Qabron Ke Murdey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Patey Ki Baat Jo Moonh Say Nikal Gayi Paagal
Tumharey Shehar Ke Pagley Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

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Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai?
Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai?
Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr Hai
Bhul Gaye Bhigte Hue Tahelna Kya Hai?
Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai Malum
Par Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai?
Ab Ret Pe Nage Pao Tahelte Kyu Nahi?
108 Hai Chanel Phir Dil Bahelte Kyu Nahi?
Internet Ki Duniya Ke To Touch Me Hai,
Lekin Pados Me Kon Raheta Hai Jaante Tak Nahi.
Mobile, Landline Sab Ki Bharmaar Hai,
Lekin Jigri Dost Tak Pahuche Aise Taar Kaha Hai?
Kab Dubte Hue Suraj Ko Dekha Tha Yaad Hai?
Kab Jaana Tha Shaam Ka Woh Banana Kya Hai?
To Dosto Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai
Jab Yahi Jeena Hai To Phir Marna Kya Hai?

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Boys Gussa Nahin Karna
Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se ?Luv U? Kehte Hain Kissi Se ?Hug U? Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Kerte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerte Hain
Bohat Pur-Josh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Kerte Hain
Mager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Huns Ke Taala Kerte Hain
Deen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay Hain
Nahin Ager Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi Futoor
Tow Larkion Ke Face Mein Kia Talaash Kerte Hain???
Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon Inn Pe Likh Ker
Chalein Chorein Aaj Hum Inn Ko Maaf Kerte Hain?..

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Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per
Roze Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo Per
Shaam Takk Rehti Hai Jaari Tugg-O-Dau Rozi Ki
Aur Phir Raat Say Hoti Hai Sahar Yahoo Per
Faaslay Abb Kahan Haayal Rahay Insaanon Mein
Kar Hi Laitay Hain Mulaaqat Magar Yahoo Per
Ilm Ka Aik Samandar Hai Pyaason Kay Liay
Dekh Nadaan Koi Ilzaam Na Dhar Yahoo Per
Sirf Dunya Hi Naheen Door Khalaaon Tak Kee
Dhoondnay Waalon Ko Milti Hai Khabar Yahoo Per
Yeh Alag Baat Keh Awaargiyaan Bhi Hain Bohat
Pakray Jaanay Ka Bhee Koi Naheen Darr Yahoo Per
Aisa Lugta Hai Keh Guzray Ga Burhaapa Kuch Yoon
Dhyaan Maazee Mein Kaheen Gum Tau Nazar Yahoo Per

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Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main Le Jaye Ga Shofer
Le Ke Yeh Arman Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Pannu Main Rehte Hain Aakil Chacha
Changa Manga Main Taya Hai
Sab Se Mil Ker Ana Hai
Bana Ke Sare Plan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Boli Rehna Ache Soher
Dafter Se Seedhe Ana Gher
Jate Jate Haath Main De
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bher Dala Sara Freazer
Take Main Na Khaon Bahir
Kerk Ke Poora Etminan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Ik Din Phone Kiya Us Ke Gher
Bole Us Ke Mama Asgher
Who To Le Ke Sara Tabber
Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Dhoop Or Germi Se Aa Ker Tang
Mela Huwa Jab Us Ka Rang
Apni Ik Saheli Ke Sang
Wahan Se Kaghan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aati Hai Us Ki Email Baraber
Kehti Hai Mujhe Ko Bhejo Doller
Phas Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai
Hoton Ki Mare Muskan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

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Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai Kaha Aik Shokh Bache Ne
Hamari Taak Mai Dushman Bare Huushyar Bethe Hain
Azeezo ! Saathio ! Mansooba Bandi Ke Zamaane Mai
Ghaneemat Hai K Hum Soorat Yahan Do Chaar Bethe Hain
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Banen Len Jaandeo
Banen Le Ke Aandeo
Paandeo Te Pendi Nai
Laandeo Te Lendi Nai
Le Jaave Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Rendi Nai
Banen Mai Diyan Ga !!!!
Pao Ge To Pe Jaaye
Lao Ge Te Le Jaaye
Le Jaaye Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Reh Jaaye
Banen Meri Vadhiya
Banen Meri Top Di
Vaddian Noo Poori Aaye
Nikeyaan De Naap Di
Chhez Huve Asli
Te Moo?on Paee Boldi
Thoop Nalo Gori Lage
Rassi Utte Doldi
Jinne Varrey Chao Tussi Ais Noon Ha?ndaa Lo
Pher Paanve Bachayaan Da Jhaangia Bana Lo

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Kata Hai Haj Kaa?abe Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate
Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate

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Jab Yeh Izraayel Se Haq Ne Kaha Roz-E-Azal
Har Tan-E-Zinda Mai Apna Sard Khanjar Ghonp De
Bol Uttha Haatif Khudawand Mujhe Har Marg Per
Misraa -E-Taareekh Dene Ka Wazeefa Sonp De
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Qabza Dilaya Mujhe Mer Makaan Ka
Mere Jo Thea Wakeel Adeem-Ul-Nazeer Hain
Fees Un Ki Poochte Ho To Ab Is Makaan Mai
Khood Hazrat-E-Wakeel Rihaayesh Pazeer Hain
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Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Yeh To Unke Bacche Hi Kameene Hain
Jo Mama Mama Keh Kar Hme Bulate Hain
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Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay
Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay
Aik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke Liye
Hum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad Hay
Ghar Jise Laye The Hum Roti Pakane Ke Liye
Ab Pakati Hay Hamen Us Ka Pakana Yaad Hay
Nah Silaee Janti Hay Nah Cooking Maloom Hay
Han Oose Shohar Ko Ungli Per Nachaana Yaad Hay
Uski Her Ik Baat Per Kehna Hi Parta Hay ?Bajaa?
Is Tarah Ooska Hamen Barson Bajana Yaad Hay
Mantay Hen Hum Husaini Hadesaa Hoga Shdeed
Kiyon Keh Tum Ko Waqeaa Itna Puranaa Yaad Hay

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A Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
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Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho
Taj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai Mager
Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho
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Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega
Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib
Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega
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Hum Guzre Un Ki Gali Se Ajab Ittefaq Tha
Hum Guzre Un Ki Gali Se Ajab Ittefaq Tha
Unhon Ne Phenka Hum Pe Phool
Lekin Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
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Un Ki Gali Ke Chakkar Kaat Kaat Kar
Kutte Bhi Hamare Yaar Ho Gaey
Woh To Hamare Ho Na Sakey
Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaey
?
Na Woh Inkaar Karti Hai
Na Woh Ikraar Karti Hai
Kambakhat Mere Hi Sapnon Main Aa Kar
Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai
Mene Poochha Chand Se
Kabhi Dekha Hai Mere Yaar Sa Haseen?
Chand Ne Kaha: Chandni Ki Kasam
2200599999 Entries Found!
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Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Lekin Tum Unka Karo Gi Kiya???
(Kiya Logical Sher Hai!!)
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Jub Dekha Unhon Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se
To Hum Madhosh Ho Gaey
Par Jab Pata Chala Ke Un Ki Nazren Hi Tirchhi Hain
To Hum Behosh Ho Gaey
?
Ab Jab Girja Baadal Teri Yaad Ai
Jhoom Ke Barsa Saawan Teri Yaad Ai
Bheega Main Lekin Phir Bhi Teri Yaad Ai
Kiyun Na Aey Teri Yaad?
Tune Jo Chhatri Ab Tak Nahi Lautai

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Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar
Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Lar
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Kar
Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!
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Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek Bhool
Tohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool
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Dil Bana To Deewane Bane
Sharab Bani To Mekhane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein Bhi
Yoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane
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Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley
Raz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta Hai
Asey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey
?Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai?
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Aao Shehedon Sair Karein Tumko Pakistan Ki
Jisky Khatir Tumny Lakhon Janey Qurban Ki
Na Nabi Ka Farman Na Laaj Rakhi Rehman Ki
Khud Ko Kaha Muslim Hum Ny Or Harkat Ki Shaitan Ki
Bandh Kr Jism Par Bomb Lakhon Masomon Ki Janli
Na Jung Ourat Ki
Na Jung Kisi K Maal Ki
Lakhon Janey Le Humny Baghair Jismo Khal Ki
Na Hasan Ki Qurbani Na Hussain Ki Shadat Yad Ki
Kaey Maon K Lal Mardey Ye Kesi Hum Ny Majal Ki
Ab Kese Karein Sair Tumko Hum Apny Pakistan Ki..

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padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro
tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai..
wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain
mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai
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Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha,
Zra Gour farmaiyega.
Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.
Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!

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pyar bhi kiya
aetbar bhi kiya
iqrar bhi kiya
magar na mila pyar
na aetbar
na izhar
sirf mili haar
aur jhooton ki maar

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kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma
khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh ?unique? hai
main ne kaha ke ?Bazm-e-Naaz? us ne kaha ke ?Kya kaha?
main ne kaha ke ?Kuchh nahin? us ne kaha ke ?Theek hai?
pankhhay ki ruki nabz chalaane kay liye aa
kamre ka bujha balb jalaane kay liye aa
tamheed-e-judaai hai agarchay tera milna
?aa phir se mujhe chhoR kay jaane kay liye aa?

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Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?.
Wo Bachiyan Phasana?.
Wo Hasna Hasana?.
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?.
Teachrz Ki Hatana?
Wo Punishment Milna?..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?.
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na?..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs?.
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.
Yadain Hi Yadain.
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Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..
Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker
Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker
Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker
Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain
Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain
Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai
Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain
Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain
Qawneen Yahan Na Tiktay Hain
Hai Yahan Per Karoobaar Bohat
Is Dais Main Gurday Biktay Hain
Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai
Or G.D.P Kasootti Hai
Kuch Loog Hain Aali Shaan Bohat
or Kuch Ka Nuqsaan Rootti Hai
Umeed Ko Lay Ker Parhtay Hain
Phir Degree Lay ker Phirtay Hain
Jab JOB Na Un Ke Milti Hai
Phir Khud-kush Hamlay Kartay Hain
Woh Kehtay Hain Sab Acha Hai
Or Fooj Ka Raaj Sacha Hai
Khoota Gaari Wala Kyun Yah Manay
Jab Bhooka Us Ka Bacha Hai
Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker?!!!

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Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

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khudi ko kar garam itna
khudi ko kar garam itna
kai sardi anay say pahlay
kai sardi anay say pahlay
khuda banday say khud pochay
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bata teri razai kaha hai

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sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..
Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?












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